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RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.61/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am
hahaha this one says it all


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


CHRISTIANITY - Its why your not living on the moon


TAGS: christianity
Rating: 3.58/5

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Aurielius - September 19, 2015, 6:55 am
Sigh, early Christianity was doing fine until the northern barbarians destroyed civilization as they knew it..so blame Odin if you want a fall guy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 2:55 am
Grit is what it takes to admit that nobody on earth is right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 2:00 am
I'm pretty sure it's the bottom part of a shoe.......or some kinda food...WTF are grits anyways?
Sean - July 18, 2010, 1:36 am
What's a soul?
wjb67 - July 18, 2010, 1:08 am
Atheists: if they misunderstand history (and mis-spell you're) this badly, you are sure you want to trust them with your soul?


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ cockroach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
A perfect analog.


HYPOCRISY - No one does it better than christians


TAGS: christian religion atheist atheism
Rating: 3.63/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 26, 2010, 11:27 am
Organized religion has corrupted any religious beliefs.
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 5:07 pm
I'm Christan and do not find this offensive. We are hypocrites. But when you think about it, what religions is not hypocritical? The ideas are not, the people are.
[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 10:35 pm
SILVERMIST!! SILVERMIST!! The SALEM wich trials were about moldy rye bread. It has the same properties as LSD. Times were tuff and know-one knew about penicilian. Look it up on WIKIPEDIA. LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS.
[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 10:32 pm
I'm a UNITARIAN, what-eva zat is. BUT I had to church mammas wanna beat me up because they believed i cut in front of them in line. They hadjust left church.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 9:17 pm
LD, I'm not an Atheist, but I do sympathize with them, as I live in the bible-belt, and most so-called "Christians" here are such arrogant, pushy, hypocritical f*cktards I wanna give most of them a nice, strong buckshot enema.
Bah - October 9, 2009, 3:38 am
Well said Oni. Every religion, including atheism, has people who beat you over the head with their beliefs. The very existence of the cartoon is an exercise in irony.
OniRyu - September 14, 2009, 12:44 am
There are some Christians like this, but then again all religions have some like this, it's why we can never live in peace, because too many people think their way is better than anyone elses.
Lena - August 18, 2009, 8:55 pm
Then they like to pretend none of it ever happened.
LogicDude - July 1, 2009, 4:28 pm
@reason: English. Do you read it?
reason - July 1, 2009, 5:32 am
@Silvermist: witches were burned by christians
The sad truth - June 6, 2009, 8:02 am
Hypocrisy, no one does it better than humans
Silvermist - May 4, 2009, 6:49 pm
How many atheists do you think burnt witches at the stake or hung them? How many do you think were burned or hanged as witches?
jesusfreak - April 20, 2009, 5:07 pm
agreed that there are many jackass christians out there, but the jackass title need not apply to all of us
LogicDude - April 16, 2009, 2:42 pm
Atheists are in such a rush to prove everyone else wrong...but can't so! So instead they draw cartoons showing religious people to be nuts. Not that there aren't a fair share of wingnuts in ALL the camps from atheists to Christians!
Velin - April 16, 2009, 1:36 pm
On the other side, chrystians are not making these comics...so I think it could be other way around.
neox - December 10, 2008, 11:45 am
so true.....


ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
Damn...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an asshole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool shit! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there Buttercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: christianity your point of view
Rating: 3.76/5

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Skeeter11766 - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm
Any creature that loves you no matter how much you suck has to have a soul.
BoneCD - September 2, 2009, 6:10 am
Thanks doof
doofenshmirtz - September 1, 2009, 9:24 pm
Bone that was priceless I have been laughing for 3 days. I don't care where it came from it was HI larious
grimfilth - June 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
true.
Signe - February 14, 2009, 9:41 am
It's really made on Church Sign Generator Dot Com
BoneCD - February 14, 2009, 6:59 am
As with all things....if its too good to be true, then it's not. Just found the pic on the net lol'd, so I ran with it!
Signe - February 14, 2009, 4:01 am
I hope you are joking
HtD - February 14, 2009, 3:03 am
Wait, this didn't actually take place?
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:45 pm
Always prepared!
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 8:44 pm
Thanks, Captain Bobvious.
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:29 pm
It's also fake.
rerun - February 13, 2009, 7:26 pm

Now this is funny


CHRISTIANS -


TAGS: christians atheism evolution science
Rating: 3.45/5

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Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:54 pm
Really though, no one quite understands the big bang. There are still some things science can't answer. Don't get me wrong, I'm not taking one side over the other; just call me when all the results are in lol
Ballababy - October 26, 2009, 9:31 pm
Wow, y'all are ignorant. Okay, first, modern science > the Bible and the Tanahk. This is why we live longer than we did before. Ed-Hyde, um, no, the Bible doesn't match science. Educate yourself first and then read it.
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
Modern Science, just getting around to what Judaism and Christianity have been saying for a really long time.
Ed-Hyde - July 1, 2009, 12:35 pm
Big Bang: "Let there be light","Separated Heavens and Earth", Evolution/Selection: Water from land, fish, animals, birds and THEN Man. Frankly, not too shabby for 4000 years ago.


THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw


TAGS: christian bible life shaw believe
Rating: 4.09/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:03 pm
It's a whole step worse than that, Cloud. There's at least 30 different versions of the bible in circulation right now, never mind versions are no longer around. In what context do you take the rewrite of a rewrite of a rewrite....
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:51 am
Only 2.8L? Really? Truer words were never spoken! I believe there is a God and it really annoys me when people take his words out of context and use them to justify their own wishful thinking!


Fossils -


TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

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VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is


THE GOOD LORD GAVE US GUNS - To protect us from the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals


TAGS: dinos guns homos jesus god christ religion christianity
Rating: 2.84/5

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MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:32 pm
more like WWJS. who would jesus shoot


CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones


TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

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faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
excellent!
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!


THE BIBLE - ENDORSED BY NON-THINKERS FOR OVER 2000 YEARS. -




FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut


TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...


FACEPALM - What Jesus is doing in heaven when looking at Christianity. Epic Fail.


TAGS: jesus christianity religion facepalm
Rating: 2.83/5

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blackguard666 - February 9, 2012, 7:14 pm
Looks more like "his creations" give him a headache. haha.
Unethikal - September 23, 2008, 8:43 pm
sorry if i stole your pic but it was the fitting picture for my comment :S
g1Anitude - September 23, 2008, 8:39 pm
Stole ma pic? Ah w/e.


ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.


TAGS: god atheism christian christianity xtian xtianity zeus myth mythology religion stupid muslim jew jewish judaism
Rating: 3.02/5

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Aurielius - September 2, 2015, 8:12 am
Agreed, also throw in Political Theory, Cosmology, Medicine and Mathematics.
Bah - December 1, 2009, 1:27 am
What with their inventing of logic, philosophy and science.
what? - July 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
i didnt know the greek were weak minded


IRONY -


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.


1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be gay. i'm not gay, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total shit now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be gay to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total shit.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you gay? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


HEY BATEMAN! - Is that a raincoat?




The Bible -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 3.15/5

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Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:22 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:21 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
4real - February 3, 2009, 12:01 pm
So fucking true.
Meh - December 24, 2008, 11:32 am
Ah you miss the point, not meant to scientifically accurate. And any Christian who says otherwise is a little deranged. That however doesn't mean that some of the contents isn't historically accurate.
Highlord - November 16, 2008, 7:59 am
speaking from experience, you seem to be


SILLY CHRISTIANS - What will they think of next to make them selves look like hypocrites


TAGS: christians christianity hypocrites hypocritical humor
Rating: 3.75/5

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Sean - June 28, 2011, 7:03 pm
You don't go to hell for merely kissing a girl. You actually have to marry her. Ooooh, did that sound bitter?
yesman - June 27, 2011, 8:18 pm
erm, it was meant to be a stab at religion. Just forget about it..
chase3597 - June 27, 2011, 7:51 pm
then don't ask if you need to explain it
yesman - June 27, 2011, 11:42 am
I'd rather people understand on their own :|
chase3597 - June 27, 2011, 3:26 am
only if you want to
yesman - June 25, 2011, 1:34 am
finding and feeding his sheep...his sheep...do I really need to explain this?


CREATIONISM - Finally explained!


TAGS: creationism christianity atheism
Rating: 3.35/5

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Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 1:27 pm
You know.. creationism doesnt believe in evolution... fine. But creationism has evolved into "intelligent design" thus disproving itself... craziness huh?


CHRISTIAN LOGIC -


TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail
Rating: 2.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:27 am
Talking in circles, not making any sense, spewing random words - his brain is fried. Probably meth OD.
Epic. - June 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
This is it. You didn't include the part where he said "A-thee-izum."
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:05 am
Boo, you fail.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
Look who is enjoying too many turkey clubs on sliced "body of christ"


CHRISTIANITY - We did our killing so long ago people forgot already.




RESISTANCE IS FUTILE - We are Christians. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated... Or burned.




LET'S ASK THE MIGHTY GOOGLE ABOUT JESUS. - So much for that...


TAGS: god jesus christian christianity atheist
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 5:44 pm
Jesus and Satan are both called "the morning star", so maybe he IS the anti-Christ.
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 10:40 pm
I was going to say it was fake, but after Googling Jesus.. Well, yeah. 5L's


HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am
Did anyone else automatically assume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?


NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.




ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins


TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

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rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant dick? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized assholes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist assholes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. Fuck islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.


CHRISTIANITY - You're Doing It Wrong


TAGS: christian christianity witch religion
Rating: 2.81/5
twill1962 - March 12, 2012, 9:05 pm
Did these people never here the phrase, "Judge not, lest YE be judged"?


1 CORINTHIANS 11:14 - Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears his hair long it is a disgrace to him


TAGS: religion jesus christian corinthians
Rating: 2.33/5

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Shendue - December 30, 2008, 10:53 pm
So what? Since when the church started to be coherent?
Arpaleggia - November 4, 2008, 12:05 pm
PWNTED


LIFE SPOILER - Jesus isn't real.


TAGS: jesus christ christianity god
Rating: 3/5

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Velin - October 7, 2009, 2:21 pm
Eternity spoiler: He is, we are not.
Silvermist - February 27, 2009, 8:16 pm
I lol'd so hard


Indoctrination -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 11:37 am
Please either go postal or work in an office where someone else will. Talk about single-track postings...
... - October 30, 2008, 11:12 am
Please mail your self already


MASS CRUCIFIXION -


TAGS: the caption is different to relay a different message religion christianity crucifixion atheism
Rating: 4/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 7:56 pm
LMFAO..great turn around at the end!
javalord32 - July 15, 2010, 12:09 pm
AWESOME
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:30 pm
Those others were douches not to let him cross on theirs.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
from crucifiction, it turns into walking the plank. nice job
Sean - May 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
Way to think it through, Lincoln. I mean it's not like Jesus was carrying his cross to a stag or something.
pieman - May 2, 2010, 9:18 pm
Wrong. Oh so wrong. 5 see you in hell.


CHRISTIANS - Not what Jesus wanted


TAGS: jesus christians religion
Rating: 2.56/5

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Christopher - May 24, 2009, 8:02 am
You've hit the nail on the head. 5 lions for life's irony.


THE ANSWER - the crew forgot to put up the "stars" in the studio the day they shot that at area 51.


TAGS: moon landing america fags christians epic win sean
Rating: 2.5/5
Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 1:33 pm
Mythbusters covered this guys....
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh and not to mention all the right reflecting into the camera off of the bright surface of the moon...lemme guess...you don't believe in evolution either?
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
Oh and, clouds help too.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
The real answer - without any atmosphere there isn't any filtering of light on the moon so all of the suns rays are hitting it...flooding out the dim light of the stars...has your dumbass ever looked at the stars in the city...then out in the countryside?
WTF - April 9, 2009, 4:00 pm
Yeah - you can see the Mythbusters segments on YouTube. The conspiracy myths were busted.
VinceVicious - December 31, 2008, 7:31 pm
Has anyone seen the Mythbusters episode about the moon landing myths?
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:52 pm
lit up at night, you look up and don't see many stars because of light pollution.
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:50 pm
This is coming from a photojournalist you cant see the stars because they are being lost in the amount of light from the sun and the reflection off the moons surface. It is contrasty as hell up there. The same result can be seen in any major city that is
barockeva - December 16, 2008, 7:35 pm
Vacuum=no air resistance=things flap longer
Looney - October 4, 2008, 12:02 pm
maybe but what about the wind?
asdf - September 17, 2008, 7:07 pm
It definitely wasnt because of the one giant star less than 100 million miles away and the clunky as all hell space cameras thats for sure.


GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins




NATURAL DISASTERS - God's way of showing man how screwed you are without Him.


TAGS: lol christian screwed scary
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:10 am
What A Great Picture.
Verdeckt - May 12, 2012, 11:55 pm
Please also upload to Religifake site.


THE KORAN - Because the Bible is only one ply!


TAGS: bible koran quran religion christianity christians islam
Rating: 2.79/5

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happyfart - June 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
epic win


PATHOLOGICAL IGNORANCE - The Best Way to Get People On Your Side Is To Attack Everything About Them




CHRISTIANS - Reality Fail




LOL -


TAGS: lol satan lucifer christian beware
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 27, 2015, 4:44 pm
Thanks everybody for votes.
Cannabal - January 27, 2015, 3:21 pm
Hail 5atan!
mizzdizz - January 12, 2015, 4:36 pm
LOL! I want to say this can't be for real but alas, I am of the age that my records and books were burned because even Christian rock was 'satanic' with all those tribal beats--- I now drop bass like a B-52! LOL! So, staying true to form, LOL! 5L!
EmilioDumphque - January 12, 2015, 3:32 pm
They sure like to be up on their "Lucifer lore", don't they?
Sho - January 11, 2015, 8:05 pm
Lmfao


A RELIGION -


TAGS: christian moslem jew buddhist religions
Rating: 4.91/5

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GaryO - March 5, 2015, 11:36 pm
it could be a word...or the name of the next Xman (no matter, 5 for what shines thru here)
Oldsod - March 5, 2015, 7:55 pm
Bloody hell...
Silverheart - March 5, 2015, 5:45 pm

I hate to be that guy... 'relgion'


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TAGS: atheism christianity god
Rating: 3.28/5

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BlameMachoInchworms - March 10, 2011, 12:59 am
I love it :D
Krissie - September 8, 2009, 11:47 am
5 lions from me!
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 11:40 am
Obvious sockpuppet is obvious. You also lose about 200 points for making it so obvious.
that one girl - September 29, 2008, 1:47 am
...and the guy who made this is HOT to boot!
Captain Douchebag - August 29, 2008, 10:38 pm
Just a set of eyes away from a-chargin' its laser.
Atrocious - August 20, 2008, 10:15 pm
everyone should give a 5...wow... “Top Motifake Of The Year!”


LET HIM COME - We'll just kill him again.


TAGS: jesus christ christian christianity
Rating: 3/5

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wookieman808 - November 6, 2011, 6:13 pm
he came as a redeemer...He'll be coming back as a conquering warrior...then He'll be King...then Judge...then and finally the Almighty, the I Am...repent now he loves you no matter what...BUT he's coming soon...
johanna - May 1, 2011, 5:17 pm
i cant beleave ..you all none believers are so coold hearted...jesus die for us ....your the one how will burn in hell ...because he will never will..hes all God all mighty ...if u dont beleave in him ..U are the one who will burn in hell..God bless u.
Zed - October 25, 2009, 8:12 am
He is coming??? *quickly hands Jesus a handful of tissues* Clean it up yourself, dude, I'm not your janitor!
Paragon - October 25, 2009, 12:52 am
Thats the best thing i have ever seen! XD
carmelo - April 16, 2009, 5:59 pm
burn in hell
Trocki - March 23, 2009, 2:55 pm
NICE!


SO HERE'S THE PLAN -




RELIGIOUS OR POLITICAL POSTERS - Your rating will be about 2.8 (unless it's really witty), 55% of the comments will be against you (regardless of your affiliation), and 85% will bemoan it's very existence. So, don't bother.


TAGS: barack barak obama republican democrat politic religion aethiest christian muslim jew hindu
Rating: 3.43/5

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boeweizer - March 5, 2010, 12:19 pm
thats donkeys second front leg looks like its 5th
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:28 pm
jmac put it perfectly... let's just have fun here!
Jmac0585 - October 2, 2009, 11:50 am
That is not a leg, my friend...
GodsWorshipMe - October 2, 2009, 11:31 am
that's great, but look at the 5th leg on that donkey!
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:50 pm
Why, Agd!
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:49 pm
I'd like to site the Numbers 12:3 exemption and point out I did NOT coin the phrase...
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:46 pm
Who else?
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:36 pm
The Corollary to the Principle did. There's at least three of us on board.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:33 pm
It went from a principle to a movement? While I was sleeping? I am better than I thought...
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:27 pm
And that's just what it will be, the Jmac Principle Corollary Movement.
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:25 pm
You know, if just one person does it they may think he's really sick. And if two people do it, they may think they're both faggots. And three people do it, three, can you imagine? They may think it's a movement. - Arlo Guthrie


BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIANS -


TAGS: christians jesus cross nails agnostic
Rating: 3.18/5

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GrofVuil - August 31, 2009, 3:46 pm
true. i would like to abort them.
Lena - August 19, 2009, 10:13 pm
Some christians can be so mean sometimes I know. lol
Rollseyes - August 6, 2009, 12:33 pm
Yeah... making fun of Christians is sooooooo clever. So is hate-speech.
Nero - February 18, 2009, 10:43 pm
Hahahaha! Excellent! Very witty, Ron.


HONESTY -




HELL - Silly Christians Myths Are For Kids


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.77/5

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LURCH - July 15, 2009, 6:23 pm
Wait a second!!! the osmonds are mormons that doesn't count
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:05 pm
I'm sorry, are you feeling persecuted?
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 8:36 am
"YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL DAMNATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?"--Why do Christians always conveniently forget the Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials, slavery, Vatican indifference during World War II, and The Osmonds?
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:26 am
Anything that is your holy or sacred I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest But you’ll never hear a crack about Mohammed Cuz I don’t wanna get shot in the chest
Ironhand - July 15, 2009, 1:59 am
I found the actual lost beggining to the bible. It actualy begins. Once upon a time in immagination land.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 12:04 am
YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL DAMNATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?
jerqls - April 6, 2009, 7:41 pm
Very often there is a grain of truth in what we might consider to be myth.
lol - October 30, 2008, 10:31 pm
lol, stupid shit christians.


PIRATE JESUS - Why kill it with a poor attempt at humor?


TAGS: pirate jesus christian xtian christ
Rating: 2.67/5

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Mr. Shiny - June 6, 2009, 7:29 pm
Are ye ready kids? Aye aye captain,I can't here you...okay I'm gonna stop.


THE BIBLE - Promoting self-contradictoin, injustice, cruelty, intolerance, death and discrimination since 2000 B.C.!


TAGS: bible bullshit wrong atheist agnostic christian
Rating: 2.31/5

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lostTheGame - July 17, 2009, 4:53 pm
Bible was actually written in the 300's C.E.
Firefly - June 18, 2009, 2:10 pm
Simple: religion sucks and has far too much blood on it's hands. Ever heard of a blood soaked, bigoted atheist crusade? Nope, thought not.
Ironhand - June 8, 2009, 10:34 pm
An interesting work of fiction. But like the others, just another book that should have started. Once upon a time, in the land of make believe.
Wolfie - April 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
censored and edited metaphores read as litteral fact... and jesus goes facepalm
john doe - December 12, 2008, 12:22 am
WOW!..wut bible u reading drake,share that shit.
Meh - November 14, 2008, 7:23 am
Editing is not the same as authoring. Come on have some guts and read it for yourself. Only then comment on it. It is actually a good read, some parts are boring others are very exciting.
RnR - October 6, 2008, 5:27 am
by papal decree "some" years after JC. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_bible
RnR - October 6, 2008, 5:26 am
The bible is an anthology... a selection of stories, verses, advise on life (eg love thy neigbors wife),... collected into the old and the new testament. Some parts predate JC, others came later. But the collection has been re-edited by papal decree "some
Kung-Fu Devil - October 5, 2008, 11:37 pm
It was wrote about 30 years after he died, I believe.
Charles - October 5, 2008, 11:29 pm
I thought the bible was initially written much much later than that. Like, say, AFTER the supposed birth of Christ. Or was that just the New Testament?


RELIGION - Believing that if you worship something enough, random chance suddenly becomes the will of all-powerful, supernatural forces




DARK AGES -




LOVE, HATE - Same thing. Jesus wins.


TAGS: jesus religion christ christianity bathroom wall graffiti love hate funny
Rating: 2.59/5

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Zed - September 9, 2009, 12:03 am
Better bring my hubcaps back before i get mad!


CHRISTIANS - Retarded enough to forget they're just as bad.


TAGS: christians islam
Rating: 2.03/5

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happyfart - June 14, 2010, 8:18 pm
haha awesome
MO - February 24, 2010, 11:22 pm
Same for you Matt28. Chill out and look at the dates the posters were made. Most likely your cussing someone who isn't even here anymore.
matt28 - February 24, 2010, 11:17 pm
P.S. I'm not Christian (or religious, period) but those who think the abuses of Christianity and those of Islam are on level ground are f***ing imbeciles.
matt28 - February 24, 2010, 11:16 pm
Did I miss something? When was the last time a Christian blew themself up of flew a plane of civilians into a building? The worst Christians today do is condem you to hell on the 700 Club.
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 10:25 pm
You guys kill me. Moticus. That's what jmac's poster ought to be.
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:20 pm
It's from MOticus. Verse 53a subchapter O (page 9)
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 10:18 pm
I can't find a reference to that.
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:02 pm
for him to play with....
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:01 pm
And I'm sure you have a not so comfy seat on one of your viking ships and a nice looooong oar to play with?
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 9:58 pm
We could sell him into slavery. Gotta go to Canada, though (neighboring nation). Leviticus 25:44.
MO - August 8, 2009, 9:51 pm
We gotta kill bone? He was only gone for 3 days....
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 9:48 pm
Mo, FTW. I was wondering where in the Koran it says Kill thy Neighbor. As opposed to, say, Exodus 35:2. Which states explicitly that you shall kill your neighbor for not observing the Sabbath.
MO - August 8, 2009, 8:06 pm
I'd like to take back my last sentence...didn't sound right. Don't take this as me being a supporter of anything islamic...just get your ducks in a row before you start quacking!!
MO - August 8, 2009, 8:03 pm
take bitter and undereducated youths and twist the message into one of hate....so for your first comment on the site....try harder next time not to emulate the group that you are slandering. And Don't take this to mean that I support islam....
MO - August 8, 2009, 8:00 pm
Since the word of the day is toolbox....i'd like to present......idiots for the monkey wrench of the year award. As much as I like where you were going with the whole comment...the Koran is actually a peaceful book. It's the fundamentalist extremist who
Idiots - August 8, 2009, 7:06 pm
Folks, you're missing a key point here. Christians are not as bad. Those who claim to be so yet DONT FOLLOW CHRIST OR THE BIBLE do these things. This is unlike Islam which TEACHES IN THE KORAN TO KILL. Please don't continue to be ignorant.
Hector - April 21, 2009, 1:08 pm
Dude - Gott Mit Uns on the belt buckles. Hitler was a Catholic.
Me - March 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
Religion, bringing idiots from all over the world together to argue about who's made up story is more correct.
JGoldenberg - September 15, 2008, 5:05 pm
Cut me off, anyways on the subject of Jerusalem, bomb it to dust to stop the wars.
JGoldenberg - September 15, 2008, 5:04 pm
Actually The Muslims in The Time of The Crusades were defending a city their ancestors had taken 5 centuries before, Christian Europe was the Aggressor in this case Spencer. Learn History. That's not to say that this whole Jerusalem crap is retarded, ev
Spencer - August 29, 2008, 6:29 pm
Ronald rrgan your a retard. yes christians did bad things in the crusades. But muslims are just as responsible. Besides this this person who posted this could very well not be a christian just another intolerant jerk-off out there.
InkFox - August 25, 2008, 3:51 pm
What about the fanatics how bombed and burned theaters showing "The Davinci Code". there's about a thousand dead there.
Tyr - August 21, 2008, 3:13 am
Eastern Europe is just good ol' genocide, nothing about Jesus or God. Africa, where its happening is all Muslim dominant, same with Indonesia.
RII - July 30, 2008, 10:10 am
Pfft, go and look up Eastern Europe, Africa, or Indonesia. It's happening right now, and it's more than three thousand a year.
Ronald Reagan's Corpse - July 30, 2008, 12:44 am
Go to Wikipedia ( or any encyclopedia ) and look up 'Crusades'.
Dude - July 29, 2008, 10:34 pm
When was the last time someone killed three thousand people in the name of Jesus? You're an idiot.


JESUS - Just like a regular zombie, eats your brain...


TAGS: jesus atheist christian blasfemo zombie
Rating: 2/5

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Peso - July 29, 2011, 9:02 am
Maybe one of these days I'll understand the abuse people throw at this guy. Is there a way to tell who gets the most on this site out of Obama, Bush and Pelosi?


CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG - Because you don't want anyone to feel your sinful, but still accidental, hard-on for Jesus.


TAGS: christian side hug
Rating: 3.44/5

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PhxDebbie - June 15, 2010, 8:53 am
That's hilarious 5L


JESUS - He probably rode dinosaurs.


TAGS: jesus christ christianity religion religous dino saurs dinosaurs ride rode riding funny hilarious comic comics comical laugh laughing laughs
Rating: 2.74/5

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xxx - January 8, 2009, 11:51 am
rsptor jesus was born when jesus has...... ahh, im sure you dont want do hear THAT
Nobody - October 6, 2008, 7:48 pm
And thus, Raptor Jesus was born.


HELL - I'm surprised you can spell THAT.


TAGS: pope bible god jesus christianity fake not real fiction
Rating: 2.44/5

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Akyoyo - July 28, 2009, 1:06 am
You're not only preaching to the choir, KFD, you're trying to ask the "La la la la I can't hear you" army a question involving LOGIC. You might as well try and tell the sky to be purple.
Kung-Fu Devil - September 4, 2008, 8:15 pm
Question... How am I going somewhere that doesn't exist?


CHOICES - Athiest | Christian You choose.


TAGS: choices angel christian atheist
Rating: 2.1/5

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harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:21 pm
Wow. Lust is a sin. Fail.
Ed-Hyde - July 14, 2009, 7:41 am
Testing


INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result... Or, Arguing anything that has to do with faith or religion on motifake.com


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi religion faith christianity athiest athiesm
Rating: 2.07/5

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agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Motifake is a party - a place to enjoy. And the only sure way to ruin a party is to bring up politics or religion.
Jmac0585 - May 27, 2009, 6:44 pm
Yes, a tunnel but I felt the point needed to be made. Sorry.


IDIOTS GUIDE TO HEAVEN -


TAGS: christian jew muslim aetheist heaven
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 12:40 pm

aggy.....use small words dude...homer simpson style please. not sure whether to thank you or log off here and register you with NAMBLA....lol. ty...am trying.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:37 pm
Impressive action, Reality. Most impressive. By giving constructive rejection reasons, we've made more timmys and crybabies by than I can recall banning.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 10:34 pm

i bow down.
GreyScorpion - June 29, 2010, 6:27 pm
you're welcome
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 5:18 pm

ty dude but i owe alot of it to the mod who rejected and gave me tips on the first. no idea who it was but sincerley...thank you.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 5:12 pm
Good Work !


RELGIOUS FACEPALM - When Even The Church Wants Nothing To Do With You




HELL - The Bogeyman For Brainwashed Adults


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.79/5

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Jackieboy - October 2, 2009, 4:13 pm
I'd tap that


CHRISTIANITY - Just another way to say, "Death is scary."




PROJECTION -




CHRISTIANITY - She just realized what happened.




CHRISTIANS - Get all pissy when you insult their precious bible. Yay road to hell!


TAGS: fail owned nsfw not safe for work christian bible hell
Rating: 2.33/5

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Zed - December 26, 2009, 5:47 pm
Too bad for your hypothesis that a huge percentage of Atheists are former Christians, then, isn't it? Sorry, but the Bible is one of the leading causes of Atheism, Gladius.
Gladius - December 26, 2009, 9:07 am
It amuses me when people who have never read a Christian Bible, tell me it's bad. Most of the atheistic rhetoric I see, just sounds like the hate and intolerance that the Christian folks are always accused of. Guess hypocrisy cuts both ways. Rats, huh?Lol
Mark - March 3, 2009, 10:43 am
Tunnels are the highway to hell and = 1.
SgtPain - March 3, 2009, 7:43 am
As said by AC/DC I'm on a highway to Hell
SgtPain - March 3, 2009, 7:43 am
As said by AC/DC I'm on a highway to Hell
Moar - January 28, 2009, 2:46 pm
The most Christian thing you can do; tell someone they're going to hell!
Pinky Malone - June 29, 2008, 4:55 pm
Shit. Here I was going in a handcart!
RII - June 28, 2008, 7:49 pm
Personally I took the highway.


CONTRADICTION -


TAGS: contradiction christian sexy
Rating: 2.25/5

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Anonymous2 - April 3, 2009, 9:54 pm
Sexytme, it's in the Bible!


SATAN HAS UR NUMBER -




IN FIRST PLACE - Why did God create them?




STEM CELL RESEARCH - Science is Satan's Handiwork Jesus Decides When You Die Be Grateful or You're Going to Hell


TAGS: stem cell research bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.42/5

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Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am
Just out of curiosity, what religion ARE you? If you really are an atheist... What's your logic. Just apathy?
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:13 am
Spell check on myself: make that "like a fart" drop the "s". Spelling nazis can move on, thank you.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:11 am
Personnally, I don't care what religion people believe in but LogicDude is right you ain't funny. Your opinion is like a farts, no matter how hard you try, it still won't amount to shit.
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 11:30 am
Yes...you have just one long unfunny - not one iota - theme. We get it already. You're against Christians. NEXT!!!
gonepostal42 - November 11, 2008, 3:11 am
just for the record, that's sarcastic. Check out the rest of my posts...there's a common theme
Merlin - November 10, 2008, 11:39 pm
Bwahahah! Oh, fuck, that's funny an- wait, you're serious? Ahh, who gives a shit what crock you believe in, I'm gonna do who and what I please, and science it up!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:15 pm
IF I AM GOING TO HELL I MIGHT AS WELL DO WHAT I WANT AND ENJOY THE RIDE!!!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:14 pm
(Cap lock Time.)


Christianmingle -


TAGS: christian atheism dating singles
Rating: 4.55/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:47 am
ROTFL!!! Join and be judged! The extreme Christian Right. Every bit as destructive in their own way, as any other extreme fundamentalists. You can destroy lives without killing. Yup. I went there. Oops. 5L! Bonus points for coming from 'Jesus Wept' !!
JesusWept - February 5, 2015, 7:14 am
Thanks :)
Oldsod - February 5, 2015, 6:19 am
Oh...that's so wrong, I don't even know how to properly respond! 5'd
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 11:44 pm
HAH!


CHRISTIANITY - Well this sums it up nicely.


TAGS: toilet christianity
Rating: 3.56/5

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DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice, 5L
forseti - September 13, 2010, 8:14 am
exactly my kind of humor, sorry... 5 holy lions from me ;)


VOODOO DOCTOR -




CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS - Giving Christians everywhere a bad name. Go die in a fire.


TAGS: religion christian christinaity fundamental
Rating: 2.59/5

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BriaHere - August 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
Since when did they become paedophiles?
Logic Man - August 11, 2009, 2:37 pm
God does not hate anyone. These are extremist pedophiles. They are mirroring their own self hatred and pushing the heap of shit onto others. They should be burned in a fire, while being forcefed with feces.
mebench - July 27, 2009, 8:47 pm
I wonder if these are the christian version of terrorists, you know the ones that blow abortion clinics and kill innocent people. Christians are terrorists.
DreMagnum - February 12, 2009, 12:31 pm
Why is she wearing the American flag upside down? Are you in distress?
pro - November 30, 2008, 1:53 pm
Yeah, as if real Christians don't warrant a lousy reputation all by themselves!
Scorpio7 - November 30, 2008, 1:50 pm
They're not Christians at all. They are pretending to be them, to deliberately give real Christians a lousy reputation. Don't be fooled by them, Folks.
Lori - September 26, 2008, 9:44 pm
If these were true Christian Fundamentalists they would know that God doesn't hate people but the sinful things that they do.
. - September 24, 2008, 2:03 am
Amen


CHRISTIAN SLATER - Banned from Canada




JESUS - Dead since 0 AD... do you guys really think he's a zombie? Seriously?


TAGS: jesus zombie atheism christianity
Rating: 2.5/5

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allah - December 29, 2011, 3:49 pm
lol funni shxt
Shamrock - September 15, 2009, 10:49 am
Jesus 'died' in 32 A.D. I'm an Atheist, but I know my bed-time stories
agdaniele - April 29, 2009, 12:04 am
Well, there are an awful lot of missing brains in his flock.
Jesus - April 28, 2009, 8:05 pm
I was born in 0 A.D. It is ok I love even my special children like you.


HELL - Give the Church 10% of Your Income Or You're Going There


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.32/5

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Overlord Douchebag - October 30, 2008, 11:36 am
If it's not spicy or hellish, then you cooked it wrong.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 30, 2008, 3:13 am
Haven't any of you ever had Human Soup? It's not hellish; it's not even spicy. More like chicken soup, but the dumplings are different.
Sho - October 29, 2008, 11:22 pm
No, he's right. If you don't do that, they say you don't belong to the "chosen group" that will be saved when the Judgment Day arrives. believe me I know
Put a stamp on it - October 29, 2008, 6:30 pm
Learn to read please, that's not what it's about


Condoms -




JESUS - Is Just An Illusion


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.27/5

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Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:18 am
I don't see Jesus, but I do see Jango from One Piece.


CHRISTIAN HILLBILLY - Explaining the world with fairy tales.




HELL - As Defined By Dante's Inferno, Not The Bible Don't Be An Illiterate Douche Bag When You Tell Me I'm Going There


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.14/5

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Hordika - January 8, 2009, 9:03 pm
wheres the other 4? Note: Apparently I'm special enough that Satan decided to give me any seat I want.
smash - November 13, 2008, 3:39 pm
seems as though I have a few seats reserved for me.......
yon - November 10, 2008, 9:51 am
save me a seat will ya
Culos - October 30, 2008, 5:03 am
Won't tell you where you're goin' but I'll see you there for sure....


FOX NEWS - Scare and Silence!


TAGS: fox news conservatives republicans christians sean hannity
Rating: 1.93/5

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rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:50 pm

Culos is the one who found it, I crop it down and got rid of back ground. I think it is part of a sign in a marina somewhere. Water & boats originally in back.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:49 pm

hopefully Mr. M will allow me to keep it. I debated it SFW/NSFW. Figured kinda artsy and SFW
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:46 pm
very nice
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:36 pm

It was a gift from a friend
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:35 pm
you sculpt that avatar yourself ReRun?
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:33 pm

she is harmless, unless she isn't
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:32 pm
ssshhh, stay put, I see Claire lurking ;)
ICEMAN - March 7, 2010, 10:30 pm
Just a little retribution for banning me. ;)
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:26 pm
Crap!! etu Ice?
ICEMAN - March 7, 2010, 10:24 pm
Looks like Grey is slow AGAIN. Heh, heh.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:23 pm
In your defense, I did have to type a lot more than you.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:23 pm
Come along now, GS... if you can't keep up, you'll have to get back in the stroller!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:22 pm
DMAN YOU AGGY!!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:22 pm
oh, we moved those kinds of comments across the street to politifake. thanks for stopping by
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:22 pm
That's why we don't address or make political posters here anymore. Thanks for the input, but if you are interested in political stuff... please visit politifake.org
CrazyAlaskan - March 7, 2010, 10:20 pm
Even as a moderate (neither republican nor democrat), I find this picture portraying an American citizen as a Nazi to be very offensive, & to be totally honest the rest of this picture really immature. Totally uncalled for & unnecessary in my opinion.
Rollseyes - November 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Oh for the luvvapete! Could this politifake suck any worse? 1l. There really should be a way to give 0L for politifakes.


FACE IT! - You just got pwnt!




and never again... -


TAGS: jew muslim christian inhumanity
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - August 15, 2014, 8:39 am
So True, Sadly So True 5 Bloody L's
Greybeard - August 15, 2014, 12:23 am
Brutally awesome. I like the "Never Again" shades fading away like all the promises heard since that was 1st uttered...


Romans 12:6 -




PRIORITIES - Because not coveting your neighbor's donkey is more important, obviously.




CHRISTIAN DATING - Meet singles in your area with Christian values




SEAN’S T-SHIRTS -


TAGS: sean t shirts christians
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - June 25, 2009, 4:32 pm
Love it RON. And the dude was probably ratted out by an agnostic!
Haarakkon - June 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
Very nice. The militant wing of the SA strikes yet again.
RON - June 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
ATHEISM...You,re not a true atheist unless you have a recurring dream in which you are about to be kicked to death by Christians.


CHRISTIANITY DOGMA -


TAGS: christianity dogma dogs
Rating: 3.25/5

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Agent K - August 9, 2009, 3:40 pm
have you ever read what heaven is supposed to be? it's just people sitting around for eternity telling god how incredible and amazing he is! that's it an eternity in church!!
LogicDude - August 9, 2009, 3:35 pm
Your very welcome!
Krissie - August 9, 2009, 9:40 am
oh bloody hell...i posted a comment that made no sense...call it a brain fart or whatever...thanks...
Krissie - August 9, 2009, 9:39 am
Assume this is true, and that there ACTUALLY is a "god" and was created by said person...why then CAN'T the animal go to heaven?
Ed-Hyde - July 24, 2009, 7:29 am
Yea, this one has always confused me. There are a lot of groups that say since animals don't have souls they won't go to heaven. But all animals love jazz (try it the next time the bears attack) so you'd think they'd have a little soul at least.


SALLY STRUTHERS HERE -


TAGS: christian chidrens fund and i had to watch that psa again
Rating: 2.63/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 5:50 pm
Hey, you know what'd be way cool? If the Braillettes did a benefit concert ....


Rickets -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.48/5

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PoD - November 3, 2009, 11:01 pm
I am not sure if this is put up genuinely, or poking fun at creationists. I would hope for the sake of humanity it is the latter.


SPONG - Heresy - the thinking mans game.




THINGS YOU DON'T HEAR IN CHURCH 1 - God moons Moses (Exodus 33:18-23, 34:5-8)




DIVERSITY - The Spice of Life!




WHAAAAT! - Christians have there own /b/ now!


TAGS: christians
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 5:39 pm
This one isn't witty, but you get my point.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 5:32 pm
Not getting the reference doesn't make it an inside joke. It makes it a witty one.
WTF??? - June 6, 2009, 5:30 pm
Inside jokes on a motifake = FAIL!
Moar - March 26, 2009, 2:19 pm
Ignorance. It's when people think 4chan.org is comprised entirely of /b/
bhaalgorn - December 3, 2008, 11:33 am
holy crap he wasn't kidding! although it does look as thought they were raided by 4chan a little while ago... god help them...oh, lmao!


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